On my first date with a guy he brought me to the Ghost Rider movie and did the yawn/put his arm around me thing.
Realizing I was physically disabled, the first thing my blind date asked was if I could still cook and clean properly. I left without answering.
One of friends asked me to homecoming, which was really sweet since he knew I wanted to go. But he wasn't that sweet after all... he left early without telling me and he was my ride home.
I dated a girl for some time that I met on an internet dating site. She seemed like an interesting girl, but one night she asked me how much I liked her on a scale from "one to penguin". After doing this scale a few more times with a few different animals, I broke it off.
I was on a date with this guy and everything was going great, so we went back to his place. All over his apartment he had knives and a chainsaw lying around. I nervously made a joke about him hopefully not being a serial killer, when he looked me dead in the eye and said: "I won't kill you unless you become a zombie. I'm preparing for the zombies."
I went on a date with this guy, who clearly worked out a lot and had lots of tattoos, which is a major turn-on for me. He started telling about his new tattoo, and I asked to see it: it was a half-naked woman, who had ripped out a guys heart, that covered his entire back. He said he had it done because of how much his ex had hurt him. Great....
I'm from California and just moved to Tennessee. I went on a first date with a girl and the whole entire time she talked about assisting the births of baby horses, then castrating them, and then giving them enemas... I almost threw up right there in front of her...
My date, who is a model, and I have had a few encounters (not dates). He was always graceful in his demeanor. That night of our first actual date, he was in a robe, his pajamas, and house shoes. He usually smells like a nice cologne, this time he smelled like a house with a lot of cats. Also had morning breath... and it was midnight!
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